The Dayu i went to market

i went to a market in Hereford today. there was nothing of interest. also, i s there a market for text adventures anymore? i bet some one still plays them. i wouiludn't though. also, what would happen if you dressed up and collected money off people but didn't tell them it was for charity and they just presumed it was and you kept it and then kept doing it untill you could retire?would you have to pay tax? the money was a gift from idiots. also you could collect money from actual disabled idiots or tramps by speaking quickly and they may think you will help their friends but really you are just taking it to buy your own stuff. how can i get money off advertisers?